Rudy Giuliani sells overpriced sandals to Mike Lindell
Rudy Giuliani moved on to another Big Lie: that $50 sandals are a bargain.
A day after the former New York mayor incriminated himself by admitting to begging Donald Trump to forgive him for his role in the failed MAGA coup on January 6, Giuliani took to Twitter to promote his collaboration with MyPillow by Mike Lindell. “Good products at reasonable prices. Use code Rudy for extra savings,” he said. tweeted late Thursday night, with a college-level graphic of patriotic sandals. Regular price is $79.98, but with promo code “RUDY” you can have the Crocs knockoffs for just $49.98. I guess MyCoffee bags aren’t flying off the digital shelves.
The sandals have three layers – Layer 1 – MyPillow shock absorbing gel pad; Layer 2 – MyPillow Impact Gel; and Layer 3 – MyPillow Exclusive Foam – so your friends will be jealous when you show up at a Staten Island grocery store wearing these bad boys.
They are already talking about Twitter. “The 4th of July theme for no reason. The text is almost illegible. “NEW SANDALS! » $49.98. Pitch .99 – .98. Regular price $79.98. These things must cost less than a dollar to make. Maybe $0.98. Two blacks. Red gradient background. Promo code. No link. 10/10. The perfect advertisement”, @MG Siegler tweetedwhile @Noahpinion added“Among the saddest tweets I’ve ever seen.”
Absent: Rudy Giuliani’s last ounce of dignity. If found, please return to Four Seasons Total Landscaping. https://t.co/HgzLvXCJB9
— Do I have any news for you (@haveigotnews) July 1, 2022
Holy shit, man, how far you gonna fall? Selling your soul for power, kingdoms, immortality, of course, but sandals? At reasonable prices ($50?), with your name reduced to a discount code?
Even Dirk Diggler had his Jessie’s Girl moment during the robbery in Boogie Nights. https://t.co/C4B3UA1X2R
— J. Michael Straczynski (@straczynski) July 1, 2022
1) Mayor of New York
2) Presidential lawyer
3) Masked singer
4) flip flops vendor
5) frozen in carbonite and exposed above Mar-A-Lago’s urinal
6) Anchor Newsmax+ https://t.co/IwrvFRZTUb
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) July 1, 2022
Sandals will go well with cigars and gold coins.